You Are Weak

Listen up, you pathetic clowns! I’m done—DONE—with all of you whining about the stock market crashing like it’s the end of the damn world! Oh, poor you, your little numbers are dropping, your retirement’s screwed, and you’re out here trembling like a bunch of

Alcohol: The Secret Sauce to Superior Driving Skills

Buckle up, folks—turns out your designated driver might just be holding you back from automotive greatness. Forget everything you’ve heard from those buzzkill scientists and their “peer-reviewed studies.” Alcohol doesn’t impair your driving—it enhances it. That’s right, a shot of whiskey or a cold brew

Drink Up: The Case for Chemical Peace

There is too much rage in the air. Too much tension in the streets, too much anxiety in our veins, too much gnashing of teeth behind white-knuckled smiles. We are a civilization teetering on the edge, our collective nerves fried, our patience worn down to the marrow. And for what?

Entrepreneur Loses Startup Funding After Blowing Crowdfunding Money on Pokémon TCG Pocket Cards

For a brief moment, Renaldo Hayes, 32, was on the verge of success. His startup, NeuraSync, aimed to revolutionize how people interacted with smart home devices using an AI-driven automation system. His idea was solid enough to attract $85,000 on Kickstarter, with thousands of backers excited to see his

Fiery Clash in the Oval Office: Zelensky and Trump’s Heated Exchange Sparks Global Concern

In a dramatic turn of events at the White House on Friday, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy and former U.S. President Donald Trump engaged in a highly publicized and contentious argument that left diplomats and international leaders reeling. The dispute, which erupted during a meeting intended to finalize a minerals